We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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