i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm getting married
To pizza
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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