HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If I had your ass I would rule the world
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize