that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
