i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
His hands were made for my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
