Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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