Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think people are normalizing furries
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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