Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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