Whod you bang
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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