okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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