I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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