The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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