apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
