Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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