Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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