idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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