Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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