So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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