Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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