This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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