Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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