Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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