HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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