i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Boobs are out for the taking
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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