There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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