how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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