If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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