so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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