She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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