On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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