it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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