Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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