How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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