dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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