I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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