Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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