Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
