The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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