I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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