Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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