Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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