i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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