Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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