windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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