i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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