so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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