The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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