More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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