Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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