stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize