Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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