Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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