and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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