I want to stick my p in your. b.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Randomize
