it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
