I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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