No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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